A Punch in the Dick is Worth Two in the Bush

SOME SAY… THE LUCHADOR POET IS SO ANGRY HE CAN SLAM A REVOLVING DOOR THE LUCHADOR POET IS THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF RIKER’S BEARD EVERY TIME THE LUCHADOR POET SMILES AN ORPHANAGE BURNS DOWN WHEN THERE’S SOMETHING STRANGE IN THE GHOSTBUSTERS’ NEIGHBOURHOOD, THEY CALL THE LUCHADOR POET THE LUCHADOR POET IS 98 OF JAY-Z’S 99 PROBLEMS All we know is that The Luchador Poet is here to kick ass and take names… and his pen just ran out. ’A Punch In The Dick…’ is the debut collection from the disturbed mind of a poet set to become a fixture in his bathroom when that damn noose arrives. bringing together the worst humanity has to offer in poem-sized chunks, ‘A Punch In The Dick…’ is a handy way to fill your daily quota of disappointment and seething resentment. if you mourn one thing this year, make it The Luchador Poet’s existence.