Poem-things

Planet Earth is not the sacrosanct property of humans. These parodic poems and juvenile verse introduce viewpoints from other perspectives, animate and otherwise, some are real. Herein lies wacky, transcendental philosophy; the rude,facetious and absurd, laced with unacceptably vain and pretentious attempts at embracing the unembraceable. I also include a couple of stabs at 'real' poetry - but are these discernible?