The Story, The legend, That is PANTS,

The story is a spoof biography charting the forming, rise and fall of a fictional two piece rock band called Pants, based in the North East of England . The story - written by the drummer ' Deka Pimpkin' - tells of how himself and guitarist 'Graeme Bucket' met, formed the band, why they decided against using a bassist, wrote songs, gigged and gained a record contract to their eventual split. It follows their trials and tribulations in the rock world, peaking with chart success and an appearance at the Glastonbury festival to their lows with bad publicity involving midgets, back stabbing record company management and ill advised song re-mixes.