Wheels

What does a famous Theatre impresario do with a trashy, well past its sell-by date show performed on rollerblades? Go out with a bang in a one-off gala performance, starring the original cast – age and mobility permitted. But the show’s choreographer, a reality TV aficionado and universally feared über-bitch, is not happy with the cast. “You are all fat,” she screams at performers who have been housewives for twenty years, and the race against time is on to get the show ready for critics, who smell blood... Backstage power struggles aren’t helped by feuding divas and lovesick Casanovas; add a long forgotten affair and the illegitimate heir to an empire and you are left with “Wheels”…