Dogsbody and other strange tales

What if you die and go to heaven, and find you don’t like it there? Do cats really rule the earth? Suppose, at the Battle of Hastings, that arrow had missed King Harold? These and other burning questions are answered in this collection of fantastical, funny and some downright silly stories. Meet the kipper which grants wishes, hear the backbirds’ take on that pie, discover the ultimate hair restorer . . . have fun.