Profile: Sheila Palmer

This book is not just for children... It is for those who lost a parent when they were young...for those who were bullied at school by another child or a teacher...for those who just want to laugh and dream... Or for those who want to meander in the woods....

Humorous poems with a difference! An old lady expresses her wish for a toyboy; a corpse laments its lack of body parts, a fly yearns for a permanent home and an impacted poo wishes for freedom! Poems that incorporate ghostly happenings, pooing, farting, b....

Liquorice Allsorts have been enjoyed now for over a hundred years. This selection of poems and stories relate to the older generation, who first sampled and enjoyed those sweets years ago. Turning a page is like delving into the sweetie box – you are not ....

Red Riding Hood became Red Riding Rude; Rumplestiltskin became Crumplesplitskin, whilst the Three Little Pigs metamorphosed into the Three Massive Porkers! Yes, indeed Fairytales were not quite the same after Mad Magda the witch re-wrote them for adults. ....

Vincent Maguire was a hot, powerful warlock, who taught at Witch School. Fanny and her two friends - not to mention the entire class - lusted after him. He promised 'extra tuition' to Fanny but despite this and other promises, he proved to be rather elusi....

Young Gilly, aged eleven and her brother, David, six-and a half, lived just outside Backerston village and were aware of the Winter Fairies’ magic there. Summer had lasted too long and the Winter Fairies’ hearts had filled with ice. It was then up to Gill....