SpaceTwits

Meet Horatio Spanner, the worst Spacefleet there ever was. Read as they chug through the galaxy at warp 0.00000000001 on the HMS Reject taking the Earth's rubbish to the planet Tipsillion. When they receive a distress call from the Nurgs of planet Nurg they can't help abandoning their trash-dumping duties and crawling to their rescue. Meanwhile, everyone who knows the crew cry out, 'Look out, they're coming to save you!'